BREAKING NEWS: Freebies Kiev style. Help yourselves with guns

Ukrainian couselor- minister of internal affairs, Stanislav Rechinskiy, has officially announced 19 regions (oblast) of Ukraine a land of potential gunmen. According to Rechinskiy, they intend to form volunteer patrols, in order to preserve law and order and prevent national discord. This noble intention will be supported by machine guns, distributed freely to «volunteers».

The formations are expected to aid police forces. Recruitment procedure has been turned into a short-cut: a police clearance certificate, a formal medical examination, age between 18–50 years, and you can raid the streets with a gun in your hands. According to our sources, even the above mentioned formalities are being skipped, and theoretically any psycho or drug addict is welcome to get a weapon.

The lawless Kiev clique, calling themselves «the government of Ukraine», have started a war against the people of Ukraine. Most military officers and soldiers refuse to go against their country men and shed blood of innocent people. In a frantic attempt to find support, the self- proclaimed government is setting loose their radical hounds, who are always ready to kill.